wow

wow...long time since I last posted here... NO MORE EXAMS!!! NO MORE SCHOOL!!! YAY!

ghost trappers

lol... i got banned from playing ghost trappers... lol... not my fault wad... its b'cos that my com lag... =(

The story of Jun Xiang's blue balls....

Well.... if u look at my previous comment, I stated that Jun Xiang's balls are blue.... and it is a fact. Why are they blue? well, I have been recalling his actions for the past few months.... and guess what? They are really BLUE! This is a story of Jun Xiang's blue balls....

Jun Xiang's father was scolding him one day, because he made a guy called Zi Yi in his class have AIDS. After a few minutes .... no.... hours of scolding Jun Xiang, his father finally told him something terrible, so terrible that if Jun Xiang's mother heard it, she would faint. And the terrible thing is....Jun Xiang's father is expecting. Expecting a baby, that is. Well, he didn't really tell Jun Xiang: "I have a baby!!!". Instead, he told Jun Xiang this: " Jun Xiang, I am seriously disappointed in you. However, you should be disappointed in me too. Somehow, I managed to get a baby in my WOMB. When I was your age, I had 'it' with my friend, Gay Lee. After 'it' I decided it would be fun if I changed my inner body to that of a females'. So a had a sex change OP. But only half of it, as I wanted to be Homosexual all of a sudden. And so, I have a baby now, as the meeting of the two sperms was called of because of the OP. Jun Xiang, I am actually SO proud of you! You have made friends with a gay partner! Don't worry! I will attend your marriage! Wow! CALL ZI YI THIS INSTANT! I WANNA TALK TO HIM ABOUT THE MARRIAGE!"

With that, Jun Xiang called Zi Yi. However,he realised that Zi Yi had 100 more gay affairs. Jun Xiang felt a wave of sadness sweep over him. The impact affected him so much, that his balls became blue, and would be blue for the rest of his lives.

When school reopens, look at him and monitor his actions... he will show signs of gayness and sadness.

THE END

sorry....

sorry.... long time since i posted anything....well.... i almost 4got abt the blog. and WHO THE FUCK IS MRSPAMMYBOT?!?! (for your info, I am not gay.... Jun Xiang is gay.... )

[oh yes, one more thing.... Jun xiang's balls are blue]

a gay

I just realised there is some boy in my class who is a MAJOR gay. His name is.... JUN XIANG.

ANS for IQ test 2 and 3 ...

Ans for 2...: a hole

Ans for 3...: 'F'

faint

.... today i fainted for 2 seconds in the morning during assembly... wanna know how it felt?? It felt cool!

IQ test 3

complete this sequence without using the letter 'E'
SEQUENC_

What is the next letter

submit ur ans in the cBox.
check back 2 days later!!

IQ test 2

A Man Takes A Barrel That Weighs 20 Pounds, And Then Puts Something Else In It ; It Now Weighs Less Than 20 Pounds ; What Did He Put In The Barrel?

Ans to IQ test one

hey! sorry for this late post. I was busy. The ans is 'glass' green house=greenhouse=place where plants are kept. so, its made up of glass.

IQ test 1

If a blue house was made out of blue bricks,red house made up of red bricks, and white house made up of white bricks, what was the green house made up of?
(BE SURE TO CHECK BACK TWO DAYS LATER!)

The IQ test LOADING....

Hey everyone! I am going to put some IQ quizzes here soon!
(maybe tomorrow)
2 days after the quiz has been published, do check back as I will be putting the answers!
Have FUN!!!

PSLE

To the remainding Taonannites: Good luck for your PSLE!! Get good results and go good sch like Raffles! PSLE is only a major examination. There are many other major Examinations ... and this is only one of them... so dun need to b nervous! Good Luck!!!

The Dumb Teacher.

A short play.

(One fine Monday morning in school)
Teacher: Myron, where is your tie?
Myron: Huh, are you calling me?
Teacher: YES!
Myron: Oh. I forgot to bring.
Teacher: Why did you forget to bring your tie?
Myron: I thought today was Tuesday.
Teacher: Do you know that you are supposed to wear your school tie every Monday?
Myron: Yes...
Teacher: Then why did you not do so?
Myron: Because I thought today was Tuesday...
Teacher: I want to see you in your school tie next Monday. Do you understand?
Myron: Yes I do.

(this proves how dumb my teacher is.... making a fuss over a tie... lol)

My Form Teacher

Here’s some stuff about my form teacher all of you should know:
She is emo, her english is bad, and she is my Bio teacher too.

family or Friends??

(From the views of a mother.)
When I was walking along the streets,
I accidentally knocked into a stranger
I told him that I was sorry,
He said that it was OK
We were very polite to each other


Went I got home,
I went to the kitchen to get some stuff to eat.
When I turned around,
I knocked into my 4 year old son.
I scolded him for standing behind me.
I told him to go to his room and stay there



At night, as I lay in bed,
I heard God's voice.
He was talking to me.
He told me to look at the kitchen floor
And so I did
When I got there, I saw flowers.
They were red, green and blue.
My son put them there for me



I went to his room
I woke him up and told him that I was sorry.
He said " Its alright, Mom. "

Sometimes, when we try to remember what we did in the past,
How we treat our family and friends,
we will often realise that
We treat our friends better than our family.
The reason is because most of us are often scared of
losing our friends.

Random Stuff About Me

Random Questions About Me


I am a boy.(Yes)
I study in a boys’ school. (Yes)
I am a gay.(No)
I feel that my class is full of gays.(Yes)
I am a sadist.(No)
My first friend in secondary school is a sadist.(Yes)
I live in a house.(Yes)
I like dogs.(Yes)
I came up of my blog name when I was playing with sparks.(Yes)
I like ants.(No)
I smashed a vase.(No)
I killed someone.(No)
I like to sleep.(No)
I like to go for my taekwondo class.(Yes)
I want to be short.(No)
I want to learn bowling.(Yes)
I like my CCA.(No)
I think my CCA is boring.(Yes)

My day in school today

Today , I had an English test in school. In the morning, I was using the computer to revise my work. And the form teacher came in. And told me to stay back during recess for using the mac.And I wasted my recess... =(

hello.

Hello. This is my First blog people!!!